Where the thoughts go.

Many of my friends know me as Nick.
Many strangers know me as Cornelius.
I'm FlimsyWanker on Xbox Live. I'm pretty proud of that.
I recently boxed Shamu.
I have a dream. I'm still working on that one though.
Tumblarity is a joke. I don't give a rats ass.
This is my outlet for anything on my mind.
If your name is John, you still owe me $20,000.
Apr 27
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FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology

scouttt:

rurubear:

theapplejuicepact:

fmylife:

flourhoneymilk:

Icarus
Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML

Odysseus
Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I won’t get to go home for another 10 years. FML

Oedipus
I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance to the city of Thebes, killed the king and took his place, and then married his wife and had several kids. As it turns out, the guy that I killed to become king was my dad. And the chick that I married and had kids with was my mother. FML

These are fucking hilarious.

ahahaha the original FMyLife moments….

I’m such a geek about mythology, I love it!

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